LAN Party Panic

You're the host of a LAN party and things are already spiralling out of control.

Guests are piling up at the door, computers are breaking down, and one wrong move means someone flips the table and rage-quits forever. Keep the chaos under control long enough to keep everyone happy — and paid up.

How it works

Click a guest in the queue to select them, then click an empty PC to seat them. Once they're gaming, watch their happiness bar — if it fills up they'll leave satisfied and tip you on the way out. But if a technical issue hits their machine (slow download, loose cable, power surge), you'll need to click the computer and fix it fast with a mini-game before their patience runs out. Five rage-quits and the party's over.

Features

• Three mini-games: spam the BOOST button to fight a slow download, drag a cable back into its socket, or hammer the breaker during a power surge
• Three rows of PCs to manage — unlock more as you earn money and rack up points
• Three guest types with different patience levels: casual visitors, hardcore gamers, and speedrunners
• Escalating difficulty as the levels climb — faster guest spawns, more frequent issues
• Retro CRT screen aesthetic with scanlines, barrel distortion, and chromatic aberration
• Arcade-style three-letter name entry and a persistent top-10 high score table
• Everything drawn in code — no external art assets

Controls

Mouse only. Click guests to select, click PCs to seat or fix. Press ESC to pause.